"Captain Mexico." Here's the story. There was some school event for which Aidan was supposed to dress up as a superhero. He was very picky about choosing which character would be acceptable. After much back-and-forth, he decided on some superhero -- forget which -- but Ellen found the only store with a costume available in his size was all the way up near the New Hampshire border. There was only one left, and they put a hold on it. So they drove over and once they got there, he saw the big sombrero hanging on the wall and said: I want that. Ellen said: but that costs money, and I'm only going to buy you one thing. Plus that's not a superhero, so how is that supposed to work? Aidan thought about it, and said he knew just what to do. He'd be Captain Mexico. And he drew himself a mustache. So why is he also wearing a pizza? Who cares.